The Greatest Chart Ever Made
Copy this link for a short URLIn this great web world, we are constantly barraged with words written by others without the necessary vocal or facial contact to interpret meaning. This hinders some people: people who are slower and don’t understand much. People that don’t understand or get sarcasm. I’m guessing that certainly isn’t you. You’re way too smart to misinterpret something.
I am an extremely helpful person, who loves explaining jokes or comments. I never run into people who have trouble with sarcasm. Never. Just in case, if someone in the world doesn’t understand (in our industry) if someone is being sarcastic, I’ve created this helpful chart. Therefore, you can always tell if someone is being sarcastic:

If you decide to link to this, please link to the article. If you want to use this chart on your site, you can’t, as I have a team of very high-priced lawyers with guns and fancy suits and knife-guns. Thanks to Kevin Tamura for adding a little bit of polish.
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